29 November 2008

HP GAYLOVE


In the good old days people 'discriminated' against gays.

Not anymore.

HP will pay for the health care of same sex domestic partners but at the end of this year will discontinue medical coverage for the families of normal people.

Guess its because of all the AIDS? Or maybe they
just like some Lesbo action?

28 November 2008

Consoles for children




Really highlights the difference between Console gaming and PC gaming. The Phrase 'TONGUE NIGGER' has come about on the (shitty) console version of the overpriced Mod that is Left 4 Dead.

'HOLY SHIT A TONGUE NIGGER ...' is a phrase heard almost every single match of L4D, describing the zombies with tongues that grab hold of you.

Typical console gamers. Seems every single thing in every XBOX(hueg)LIVE game has the word Nigger,Fag or something else either supposedly offensive and/or HILARIOUS attached to it.

Anyway,

Don't pay for this HL2 mod, the developers don't deserve money for that shit.
Go Download it, Get bored quick and then delete it 16 minutes later.
Thats the joy of PC gaming, better in every way, much harder for developers to sell shitty
games.

Better give your money to a Mod developer that actually makes a decent mod(before Valve buys it out to start charging) without thinking about cashing in zombie crazes.

Lolpiracy.
http://www.mininova.org/det/2034889

Star Wars Vs Star Trek


So this Video is doing the rounds today and its pretty good.
Got me wondering about where that episode with the line 'They are locking LASERS' came from,
it came from season 2 episode 4 or so the internet tells me.

Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ijDlbvAxw&fmt=18

Mininova link to season 2 of TNG : http://www.mininova.org/det/1505018

27 November 2008

Why The Fuck.


Why am I doing this ? I just want to put this shit somewhere, keep the pointless shit I write in one place. No one reads these shitty blogs anyway, and its a nice way to format this stuff. With HILARIOUS images included. That was sarcasm.

Remember when Sonic was good ?

PS DES O'CONNER IS SHIT

GAEMS FOR KIDZ


Wow is a very poor MMO.
It is popular because it is dumbed down and over simplified (they call it Polish in Blizzspeak). The Nintendo Wii is a dumbed down simplified machine designed and advertised for idiots and children(casuals lol).
It is the physical embodiment of WoW, Kid friendly, easy gameplay that the whole family can enjoy.

The money Blizzard makes, the market share they have is a poison. All those people with the money don't want to invest in a decent MMO, they want to make another WoW clone, that is just as watered down , risk free, child friendly and SIMPLE! Cartoony shit.

The children/simpletons that 'play' this 'game' often grow bored of it and look for another MMO to play, so they go to the other GOOD MMos and spread their faeces everywhere all over there forums and chat channels, complaining about 'WAA WAA ITS NOT FAIR WHY NOT BE LIKE WOW WHERE IT TAKES NO EFFORT TO BE GOOD AND YOU NEVER LOSE ANYTHING EVER'. they then quit that game that was too hard and return to wow where everything is easy and serves there childish instant gratification needs. end result is Blizzard makes money.

So if you want a new good MMO and you don't like Games like EVE online(lol ZZZZzzzZ meme) then you are shit out of luck. unless you enjoy Wow, but if you do then i doubt you have the patience to read this far.

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